“Well this came way outta East field!”?
“Didn’t expect anything! LEast of all this!”?
“Wow this is a bEast of a surprise!”?
Seriously how did we get from “Good Friday” to “Easter Sunday”? Was the media playing it down?
“Ah, yes, it’s a breezy seventy-five with a cool Easterly wind blowing this Sunday. And, oh, I guess a guy named Jesus died a few days ago, but now he’s okay, thank goodness. Now onto more pressing matters: Will Aunt Jemima the 1st continue selling her Maple Baklava? Find out next…”
Why not have it be HOLY COW JESUS JUST ROSE FROM THE DEAD Day?
(Yes, I’m just kidding about “East”er)
The fact is: Jesus died. Jesus rose again. I’ll let that fact speak for itself.
“Awesome, right?” it says. “Really cool, huh?”
My acrostic poem for the day:
Recompense for sins untold
Eternal salvation for souls unworthy
Salvation from eternal death
Unheard of grace
Raging power, unheard of strength
Empowering tale of redemption
Complete healing: from Death to Life
Total exoneration, forever
Nothing can come between us